ouch...

"He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!"

Today I am Kung Fu Panda. I have a lovely bruise on my right foot and ache all over.

I will be the dragon warrior! (but it may take some time)

"Hey, what you got? You got nothing because I got it right here. You picking on my friends? Get ready to feel the thunder. Come out with the crazy feet. What you goin' to do about the crazy feet. I'm a blur! I'm a blur! You never seen *Bear* style!"